COMMENTARY: Shoveling Mercury with a Pitchfork

Threat Inflation and the Illusion of Predictable War

If you have ever tried to shovel mercury with a pitchfork, you understand the Middle East. You stab at it. It scatters. You think you have it contained. It reforms somewhere else. It’s extremely dangerous to humans. 

Journalists, don’t buy into any notion of a simple result from attacking Iran. Always assume the biggest problem is that we don’t know what we don’t know. 

Here’s an image to keep in mind before writing a single declarative sentence about how a military strike on Iran “will” deter, “will” restore credibility, or “will” stabilize the region.

History suggests otherwise.

The Seduction of Threat Inflation

Threat inflation is a common tactic. It involves exaggerating or selectively framing dangers to rally public support, suppress dissent, or push government action. In this case, President Donald J. Trump committed the USA to a war with Iran without first rallying support before launching the attack. 

The logic is straightforward: The threat is imminent and existential. Delaying shows weakness. Debating is risky. Get on board, folks!

We’ve heard this before. In the lead-up to Iraq. In debates over “red lines,” the underlying evidence is presented with more certainty than it deserves.

The lesson for journalists is not to automatically oppose force. It is to question the certainty surrounding it.

Friedman’s Warning About Predictability

In his recent opinion column in The New York Times, Thomas L. Friedman warned that anyone claiming to predict how an expanded Middle East conflict will unfold is either overly confident at best or reckless at worst. Friedman should know; he’s dedicated his life to studying the Middle East.

His main point: The region is a web of state actors, militias, religious groups, great-power rivalries, energy markets, and domestic political pressures. Tug one strand, and instead of a clear cause-and-effect, you get a cascade.

He highlighted the fragility of alliances, the unpredictability of escalation, and that leaders often initiate conflicts based on assumptions that fall apart when confronted with reality.

Journalists should underline that sentence.

Assumptions that collapse when faced with reality.

The Myth of Controlled Escalation

Political leaders often use phrases like “limited strikes,” “measured responses,” and “restoring deterrence.” The administration states this conflict will last a month or more. The language implies a sense of control, but “a month or more” already sounds indefinite.

But wars rarely stay within the limits set for them. A “limited” strike triggers a proxy response. A proxy response leads to regional escalation. Regional escalation risks a miscalculation by a nuclear power. Oil markets spike. Domestic politics become more polarized. Nationalism increases. Civil liberties are curtailed.

And suddenly, the realization hits home. A pitchfork doesn’t fix the problem.

Journalists and the Language of Certainty

Here is where we come in. Our verbs matter. “Will” should be used sparingly.

“Could” is more honest. “Unknown” is often the most truthful word in the story.

If threat inflation creates urgency, journalism must provide proportionate responses. If political rhetoric simplifies complexity, journalism must elaborate it. If officials present action as unavoidable, journalists must ask: What assumptions are built into this? What intelligence is being analyzed rather than confirmed? What dissenting viewpoints exist? What are the second- and third-order consequences?

The Middle East isn’t a chessboard; it’s a kaleidoscope. Every move changes the pattern.

Congress, the Public, and the Fog

Another warning sign of threat inflation is speed. When executive actions outpace congressional discussion and public debate, journalists should slow the narrative.

War is not just a military action; it is a constitutional act. It redefines budgets, alliances, domestic priorities, and civil liberties. It also causes pain and loss, and the question is whether the sacrifice matches the outcome.

If the case for force cannot withstand prolonged questioning, that is not a reason to stop asking questions. It is a reason to ask more.

The Volatility Factor

Friedman’s broader warning needs repeating: The Middle East is a place where unintended consequences happen often, not seldom. Regimes collapse. Militias fragment. Allies hedge. Enemies change. Markets panic. Narratives spread uncontrollably.

A strike meant to show strength might appear as a sign of desperation. An attempt to deter can bring enemies together. A tactical win can lead to strategic instability.

Journalists who view these outcomes as linear misunderstand the landscape.

Humility as a Reporting Principle

The press is not here to cheer or hinder. It exists to clarify. And achieving clarity in moments like this demands humility and purpose. We should be wary of phrases like: “Decisive blow,” “Game changer,” “Restored credibility,” and “Once and for all.”

Those phrases have long half-lives in American foreign policy. After all, didn’t we already “obliterate” Iran’s nuclear ambitions?

The more volatile the region, the more modest our predictions should be. 

The Pitchfork Test

Before publishing the next confident forecast about how a Middle East conflict will unfold, try the pitchfork test.

If the region acts like mercury—fragmented, reflective, volatile, and hard to pin down—then our reporting must reflect that instability. Threat inflation makes things seem worse.

Journalism complicates.

And in a region where outcomes have humbled empires, humility might be the most responsible headline we can create.

CLARIFICATION: I should have made clear in last week’s column that the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) provides some exemptions to the equal time provision. Regularly scheduled newscasts, documentaries, and news interview programs have an exemption to providing equal time to “bona fide” candidates seeking the same office. However, many broadcast news organizations do strive to provide balance by seeking responses from opposing candidates. For the last few decades, the equal time exemption also included late-night and daytime talk shows. The FCC is now taking steps to remove the talk-show equal-time exemptions. This means that talk shows that include a candidate for office must also invite qualified opponents to appear on the program.