Some puns for educated minds:
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Alelutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algrebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.